Sophistication. Webster’s dictionary defines sophistication as the process or result of becoming cultured, knowledgeable, or disillusioned. Fortunately for you, I embody all of these qualities. Sadly in these fast moving times, sophistication has become both a lost art and collateral damage. Take for example the realm of social media. You are constantly bombarded by a never ending attack of tweets and posts. These serve not only to propagate your consciences and further feed your moral decay and ethical inadequacies. No longer are your minds captured by the soft subtlety of a novel or the philosophical inadequacies therein. Instead you choose to govern your lives by mantras that are expressed in 140 characters or less. But fear not, for it is not only my duty but my destiny to be your beacon of light and your harbor of iniquity. A light that will shine true and steadfast and you can govern your lives by for years, and years to come. You’re welcome.