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This ain't no place for handouts, this is a place for standouts and I standout above all the rest.
23. Wrestling Fan. Country Music Fan. Fan of Things.
How I imagine the Shelton household.
| Blake: | *trips over dog* DAMN IT, Ophelia! Err..Delta! Or...Delilah? |
| Miranda: | No, that's Brecca. He's new. |
| Blake: | DAMN IT WOMAN, STOP ADOPTING PUPPIES. |
| Miranda: | I'll stop rescuing dogs when you stop tweeting. |
| Blake: | I'll stop tweeting when you stop drinking. |
| Miranda: | I'll stop drinking when YOU stop drinking. |
| Blake: | |
| Miranda: | |
| Blake: | |
| Miranda: | |
| Blake: | Wanna make out? |
| Miranda: | Sure. |
| THE END. | |
| How did this get 300+ notes. I'm not even that funny. Goodness. |
6 days ago
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The sad moment when you realize how alone you actually are. No one ever messages you on Facebook first or texts you first or anything. So it gets to the point where you don’t want to put in the effort with people who don’t put in any effort for you, so you end up spending your life at home, never going anywhere.
Yeah :/
(Source: toxiccunts, via fyeahcountrysongs)
4 days ago
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My interpretation of this is that Man/Horse marriage should be legalized. I may be alone with this though…
(Source: xxlocalibbersxx, via pistol-from-the-lonestar-state)
4 days ago
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