If you want to clean up the streets, announce free cock fights for Raiders fans at the Coliseum and then just arrest everybody who shows up... they’re bound to have outstanding warrants.
what is shoot up schools?
What Is “Pay For Nudes”?
What is “ride bikes in the rain”
What is “fuck their pets”
What is “dance offbeat”?
what is not combing or washing your hair for 7 years and calling it dreads
what is not season their food?
What is ” use ougie
What is “talk back to their parents and not die?”
File their taxes
Here is a picture of me from my junior year of high school. I am contemplating the duality of man. I am Jack’s sense of self actualization. #Philosophy #Reflection #PalmdaleHighSchool #2005 #ClassOf2006 #FightClub
Where I am watching the pre-show for #WWEBattleground. On the #WWENETWORK app. #WWE #BarnesAndNoble
The graphic and web design aisle seemed fitting in light of my recent “quarter life annoyance” (at Barnes & Noble Palmdale)
cant tell if taking the piss or just a complete moron
Taking the piss, I read this elsewhere on tumblr and thought it was funny
I am buff. I am the stuff. And the ladies can’t get enough.
That’s why I’m fucking them in their sweet little muffs.
They don’t have to admit it that they like it in their butts.
But I know they do because they’re dirty fucking sluts.
If you got a problem with this,…
Un-remembered lyrics of Buff Bagwell’s theme